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OPTIMIZING D&D 2024 WARLOCKS II – Blasting, Bards, and Bad Decisions with Gabe Greenspan – RPGBOT.Podcast S5E93

   August 5, 2025
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Warlocks, Mystic Arcanum, and Our Deeply Cursed MySpace Past – Now Optimized for Maximum Emotional Damage!

Tired of forgetting what Tyler said about multiclassing back in 2021? Want to relive the glory days of your favorite hot takes, Warlock rants, and deeply cursed jokes? Good news! RPGBOT.net is proud to announce that archived episodes of the RPGBOT.Podcast are now available on YouTube. That’s right—every mispronounced spell, every wizard tangent, every moment of Tyler realizing he’s said something horrible is now accessible. Search “RPGBOT Podcast” on YouTube and hit that play button like it owes you an Eldritch Invocation.

A huge thanks to our guest, Gabe Greenspan — actor, writer, professional chaos gremlin, and the only person brave enough to optimize Warlocks and still talk about MySpace unironically. Gabe’s insight runs as deep as his playlist is unhinged, and if you enjoyed this episode, you need to check out his other work:

And learn more about Gabe at gabegreenspan.com, where the comedy’s punchy, the projects are plentiful, and the bio page probably isn’t haunted. Probably. Because let’s be honest—every optimized Warlock deserves a killer theme song and a guest appearance from someone cooler than their DM.

Show Notes

This episode, we go from Dial-Up to Die-Resonance.

The RPGBOT crew welcomes back Gabe Greenspan for part 2 of the Warlock optimization series using the D&D 2024 ruleset. After a brief trip down memory lane to the pixelated glory of MySpace Top 8s and AIM away messages, the conversation dives headfirst into Warlock mechanics from level 10 all the way to 20.

Tyler, Randall, and Ash—plus Gabe—discuss spell selection, Mystic Arcanum picks, Eldritch Invocations, and the emotional weight of choosing your level 20 capstone. There’s an alarming amount of love for spells that make you omnipresent, and maybe a bit too much nostalgia for the early internet. You’ll laugh, you’ll optimize, and you might question your teenage social media presence.

From the philosophical (“What does it mean to be a Warlock?”) to the practical (“Why is Misty Step still doing so much work?”), this episode gives you the strategy, humor, and memes you need to build a Warlock that slaps—whether you’re blasting, hexing, or sipping potions made of regret.

Materials Referenced in This Episode

  • Total Party Skill – where razor-sharp theorycraft collides with chaotic actual play
  • Tabletop Tunes – the ultimate soundtrack for your bard, your boss fights, or your brooding warlock vibes

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Tyler Kamstra

Ash Ely

Randall James

Producer Dan

If you enjoy the show, please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app. It’s a quick, free way to support the podcast, and helps us reach new listeners.

If you love the show, consider joining us on Patreon, where backers at the $5 and above tiers get ad free access to RPGBOT.net and the RPGBOT.Podcast, direct access to the RPGBOT.Team on the RPGBOT.Discord, and can join us every week for live-streamed recordings.

Support us on Amazon.com when you purchase products recommended in the show at the following link: https://amzn.to/3NwElxQ

How to Find Us:

In-depth articles, guides, handbooks, reviews, news on Tabletop Role Playing at RPGBOT.net

Tyler Kamstra

Ash Ely

Randall James

Producer Dan

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T.E. "RPGBOT" Kamstra

Tyler "RPGBOT" Kamstra has been the author of RPGBOT.net since 2013. Tyler began playing tabletop RPGs with 3rd edition Dungeons and Dragons over 20 years ago. Tyler has a long-standing love for building characters and for game mechanics, and brings that enthusiasm to everything he creates.