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the D and D rule books are great but
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they don't teach you how to actually
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play dungeons and dragons so I'm going
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to teach you how to literally play
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dungeons and dragons step one you need
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to be a level 17 wizard you're going to
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cast simulacrim on yourself so you have
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a little buddy your little buddy is then
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going to cast simulacum on you so you
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have a second little buddy next and keep
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in mind you control all three of these
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characters next you petrify one of your
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simulacrims you then use a combination
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of stone shape and wall of stone to
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elaborately construct a dungeon at some
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point you're going to separate the
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dungeon in two by disintegrating a hole
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through the middle so you have two
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separate structures then you're going to
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cast true polymorph on your remaining
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simulacum wait for the spell to be
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become permanent turn them into a dragon
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inside the other dungeon you're then
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going to have to rest cast true
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polymorph on yourself in the other
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dungeon to turn yourself into a dragon
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wait for the spell to become permanent
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you now have full control over two
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dungeons and two dragons and you are now
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literally playing Dungeons and Dragons
