HORROR SUBCLASSES – D&D UA 2025: Screams from the Spreadsheet – RPGBOT.Podcast S5E64

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Show Notes

New horror subclasses just dropped, and we’re here to reanimate them, roast them, and regret reading the action economy aloud.

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In this episode, the RPGBOT crew proves that horror isn’t just for the subclasses—it’s also in trying to sync microphones. After wrestling with some haunted audio gremlins, the hosts dive headfirst into the latest Unearthed Arcana drop from Wizards of the Coast, which brings a trio of spooky new subclass options to the D&D table.

First up: the Artificer Reanimator, which asks the important question, “What if your sidekick was a science experiment?” With mechanics that feel like equal parts Frankenstein and Excel spreadsheet, the gang unpacks the subclass’s vibes, power level, and general corpse-hugging potential.

Next, they dig into the Hollow Warden Ranger, a subclass so reliant on Hunter’s Mark that it might as well come with a branded tattoo. Spoiler: there’s one way to build it, and WotC really wants you to take that path. The group debates its narrow design, interesting healing mechanics, and whether you can actually play it without needing a second concentration slot stapled to your forehead.

Then it’s time for a séance with the Grave Domain Cleric and College of Spirits Bard—both bearing mechanical changes that sparked nostalgia, mild rage, and Bardic action economy debates worthy of a dissertation. Turns out when you nerf old faves, the ghosts of playtesters past come back to haunt you.

The discussion also wanders into Ravenloft’s LaMortia, Van Richten’s Guide, and the tragic identity crisis of the Hexblade Warlock, who still isn’t quite sure what they’re supposed to be when they grow up.

With a healthy dose of snark, love, and grief over lost subclass features, the crew gives their full take on what works, what doesn’t, and what still smells faintly of necromantic glue.

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How to Find Us:

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Tyler Kamstra

Ash Ely

Randall James

Producer Dan

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